The Epic of Catapult Cow

The Epic of Catapult Cow - by Ethaes

okay once upon the time a calf ewas borned and her name was Arizona. but this isnnt about her so shut up about that. The next day there was annother calf bnorn somwhere else adn hr name was CATAPULT! She was looked a littl differnt from teh rest of the cattls but thats ok because mom said she was mor special. CATAPULT was smart adn pretty and everyone liked her bcause she was the best at things! Avering called her fat but shes not htough. what do you know?

one day she got bored with prarieland. bye!

So she awlked alot and found a hot place with volcaners and lots of snake horses. CATAPULT didnt liek snakes but add a horse and is ok. she foun the place with a prety bulding adn som kites and ther was a old snakhorse that was wise and blind or whatever. Blindhorsnake was very wise andsaid lots of words to CATAPULT about fate and future and some other stuf. but i dont speak chinese or whateverso she gave her a fortune cookie instead.

It read, "Only through giving can true wealth be obtained."

CATAPULT decided to took the advices to heart and stole the rest of the cookies when fortunetellersnorselady wasnt looking. was ez because her eyes didnt work. she said some things but CATAPULT didnt listen. she was old dinosar adn coudlnt see so how could she read them anyway what the heck?

i didn't go very far before a cool armor snorse stopped me and taold me to go bak and pay for the thigns. but i still dont spek snorse languages and i dont know the value of money so I kicked her in the shin. she got mad and other ones start to chase! me

i ran passed a thing and went throu another thing but there was a wall in the way. What a great wall! I couldnt go around i had to gover cause it aws the only other way except the front door. the ONLY WAY! and so then a catapult happened not CATAPULT just a regalar one and I climbed into it. They yelled at me to get down but I didn't because I do what I want. so they climbed up after me but i didnt want them to so I hit the thing. All snake and horse and a cow went flying but they could fly noramlly for real THE HECK and so they stopped chasing me. i flew over a bear. i went very far and got hungry so I opend a forutne cookie. I dropped one but but is fine I have lots.

It read, "Land is always on the mind of a flying bird."

it was then taht she truly understood her destiny to use this flinging contraptionn to travl the world and spread her wisdom to the masses! She named her invention the CATAPULT. It was named after her of course not the other way around dummy

Everything was clear now. It all made sense! Her path was in sight.
Then she hit the ground.
Ded