The Epic of Catapult Cow - by Ethaes
okay once upon the time a calf ewas borned and her name was Arizona. but this isnnt about her so shut up about that. The next day there was annother calf bnorn somwhere else adn hr name was CATAPULT! She was looked a littl differnt from teh rest of the cattls but thats ok because mom said she was mor special. CATAPULT was smart adn pretty and everyone liked her bcause she was the best at things! Avering called her fat but shes not htough. what do you know?
one day she got bored with prarieland. bye!
So she awlked alot and found a hot place with volcaners and lots of snake horses. CATAPULT didnt liek snakes but add a horse and is ok. she foun the place with a prety bulding adn som kites and ther was a old snakhorse that was wise and blind or whatever. Blindhorsnake was very wise andsaid lots of words to CATAPULT about fate and future and some other stuf. but i dont speak chinese or whateverso she gave her a fortune cookie instead.
It read, "Only thro